What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why are North Carolina Democrats against Mark Robinson? He is the modern Martin Luther King Jr. and the Democrats are being stupid for not voting him.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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